#GAY MEN CRUISING IN PUBLIC BATHROOM FULL#
Im gay, but im not interested in the toilet cruising thing in the slightest! for starters its full of filthy old men. So it leads me to the question, is cruising wrong? but literraly everytime im in there, theres an old man looking at my bits OR flashing there bits about! so everytime i go to my high street (often) i will visit the public toilet. Nothing is more delightful than walking up to an available urinal and finding a warm puddle of stale pee in the bowl that smells like a McDonald’s Play Place.This is no joke, i have a weak bladder, and usually pee atleast once an hour. Either look straight ahead at the wall or down into your urinal.Īnd finally, flush. Although this can get tricky when you’re drunk.ĭon’t look around. Refrain from standing an obnoxiously far distance from the urinal so everyone in the bathroom has a clear sight of your dingaling.ĭon’t wave your wiener around so pee goes everywhere but in the urinal. No one wants to see your ass cheeks, unless you look like Cam Gigandet.
If you never put any thought into public bathrooms, follow my urinal etiquette:Īvoid making weird grunting or moaning noises.ĭon’t drop your pants to the ground. It was only a split second glance, but I couldn’t resist. I’ll admit, I’ve checked out a few guys’ package’s before. Some idiot took a dump in the urinal and it was repulsive.īut on the flip side, what do you do when a good looking guy is standing next to you at a urinal? So how'd you guys meet? "It was love at first sight in the airport bathroom." Haha noīy far the most disgusting urinal experience I ever witnessed was in high school. I don't know about you, but that's the LAST place I want a guy talking to me. On two different occasions, I've witnessed men who attempted to make small talk with the dude next to them. I received a warm welcome by two saggy, hairy butt checks right in my face. An elderly gentleman dropped his pants and boxers to the ground. One time I had to pee like a racehorse during my drive back to school, so I reluctantly got off at a rest stop and ran in to take a leak. Especially when the guy next to you lacks proper pubic bathroom etiquette.
Regardless if you're straight, bi or gay, taking a piss while standing two feet away from a complete stranger is uncomfortable. And what's up with the bathrooms that don't even have the urinal dividers?! You look around and all the stalls are taken, all the urinals are occupied EXCEPT for the one right smack dab in the middle, between two other guys. For instance, say you walk into a public bathroom and it happens to be really crowded. I don’t know about you, but public bathrooms, especially the urinals, can create some awkward moments. And during those nerve-wracking moments when you dare to venture into the confines of the bathroom, you may find yourself pushing open the stall door with your elbows, crouching precariously above the toilet seat rather than letting your butt cheeks touch it, and flushing with your shoe.
If you squirm at the thought of creepy germs lurking on toilet seats and faucet handles, you probably spend as little time as possible in public restrooms.